Wednesday, July 26, 2006

99% of Americans Are Pretty Sure They Can Somehow Turn Off Streetlights

A recent Gallup poll indicated that the vast majority of Americans believe they wield the power to turn off streetlights. Results are as follows:

99.9% - believe their presence has something to do with the phenomenon.

67.3% - believe that they alone wield this mystical power.

34.1% - have tried to do it on purpose.

00.014% - insist that they have succeeded in turning the streetlight back on.


Blogger Morgen said...

Wow. I thought I was the only one with this power!

12:19 PM  
Blogger Jacqueline Henretta said...

Does shooting it out count?

8:47 PM  

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