Jesus Says: Not Coming Back After All
After observing millennia of turmoil following his ascension, Jesus announced early Monday afternoon his decision that the planet Earth is "just too messed up" - and so he will not be returning, as previously promised. During the press conference, the disenchanted Christ added that he would be placing his hopes on a budding planetary system in the Trifid nebula.
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